May 2013
stefxxox:
Headband — B.o.B ft. 2Chainz
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
“It feels so great right now. We fought really hard. We just wanted to make this...”
– Joakim Noah after Game 7 win (via derrickmartellrose)
April 2013
When your parents are giving you a lecture and...
laugh-addict:
You made your point, can you be quiet now?
“It’s easy to take off all your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time....”
– Rob Bell (via lunaoki)
afternoonsnoozebutton:
deanprincesster:
what if the pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new jesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant
fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
healthyavox:
blazeitcatholic:
first i park my segway
then i fuck yo bitch
is that josh riding a segaway what
